Lines to celebrate the electromagnetic spectrum

Rodney Dale — 2 May 2002

 

The spectrum electromagnetic

I celebrate here in this song

As I press right ahead with my epic

I just hope it won’t come out too long.

 

At one end of the spectrum is wireless;

At the other, the fine gamma rays,

For the spectrum eternal is tireless

To the end of the cosmos’s days.

 

If you multiply wavelength and frequency

It’s always just 300k —

That’s velocity in metres per second,

And that’s where it’s destined to stay.

 

The longest of waves are at one end

Exciting your wireless set;

But even the radio’s shortest

Are some of the longest you’ll get.

 

A frequency 1 kiloHertz has

A wavelength of 10 to the 5

(Times three metres in case you’ve forgotten)

Which is where longwave radios thrive.

 

When the wavelength gets down to a metre

You’re now in the realms of FM

And TV’s to be found on such wavelengths

And NMRI uses them.

 

Next up are the waves centimetric

Produced by the magnetron’s cavity;

There’s one in your microwave oven

For fast food — that modern depravity.

 

And the waves getting shorter and shorter

And the frequency higher and higher

We’re into the far infrared now

That radiates out of the fire.

 

There is infrared middle and near, too,

With a frequency ratio of three;

And a host of benign applications

Medicine, process and astronomy.

 

It’s amazing that one little window

Is an octave of visible light

Producing a spectrum of colour

For that most useful attribute — sight.

 

The wavelength’s at 10 t’minus 7

Times 7.8 for the red

And 3.8 times for the violet,

And the eye’s rods and cones are so bred

 

That the rods act in dim lumination

(And their vision is so-called scotopic)

And the cones are descriers of colour

(And their vision is so-called photopic).

 

And the waves getting shorter and shorter

Ultraviolet is next on the line;

We know that some insects can see it

So if you’re an insect — that’s fine.

 

Wilhelm Röntgen discovered the X-rays

Whose wavelength is e’en shorter still;

They’re essential for pinpointing fractures

And perhaps finding out why you’re ill.

 

They are used in the treatment of cancer

When they’re focused on cancerous cell

You can go in with all sorts of illness

And come out comparatively well.

 

And finally, gamma radiation ...

Which is surely most harmful of all

For nuclear reactors emit it,

And the atom bomb — when it’s let fall.

 

So quantum electrodynamics

Is really a wonderful thing

A keystone of general physics

Where its unifying spectrum is king.

 

(84 lines; 426 words; 2'50")

 

 

 

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